That’s a good question. Really it is. Especially because the Holiday Hop is now over, as is Christmas, and I’ve promised to send one lucky snowman-licker a prize. And by the way, you are all extraordinarily nasty individuals, with all your Frosty fetishes. I’d say about 90% of you, if given the chance, would douse [...]

Archive for December, 2011
Arcane Anthology Now Available
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this late-breaking news: The Arcane Anthology is now available! You can purchase a copy either in print or ebook format, and within the cover of this long-awaited beauty, you’ll find my short story “Destination Unknown.” If that’s not enough awesome for ya, you should note that I’m sharing [...]
The Holiday Hop!
Did you know it’s December!? I just tossed out my Jack-O-Lantern like two days ago. And wasn’t Thanksgiving yesterday? I swear I remember eating turkey last night. Or hunting turkey. Or pretending to be a turkey. And now Santa is all up in my grill demanding to be acknowledged. Well you know what? I ain’t [...]

