Greetings, psychopaths and ne’er-do-wells.

Today, I cordially invite you to become part of my newly established Schizo Squad.  Stop by and simply “like” my page to become a member.  But wait…what is this Schizo Squad, and why do you want to be part of it?

Here’s the deal.  I just released a new ebook, Welcome to Moon Hill, and you know what comes next, right? I’ll start talking about contests where all you have to do is “like” this or “join” that.  But let’s get real for a minute, shall we?  You know what I’m really asking you to do, and I know you know.  So let’s put all our cards on the table.

I’m a writer, and if at all possible, I’d like to someday, somehow, make a living doing this.  For this to ever happen, I need to market and promote my work, and while I can do that all by my lonesome, it will be oh so much more effective and fun if my friends and fans could help.

Hence, the Schizo Squad.  It’s my official author page.  It’s my fan club.  And by joining, you’re becoming part of the street team.  The army of lunatics that will help me defeat all normalcy left in the universe by promoting weird, horrific fiction.  It won’t only be about that.  We’ll have some fun with this along the way.

While we’re being honest, how about you admit something as well.  You want something in return for the help, don’t you?  I don’t blame you.  You’re helping me promote my work, and you deserve rewards!

For each “Challenge” I post for the Schizo Squad, there will be prizes and rewards.  By becoming part of the team early on, you’ll also gain “asylum points” towards the HUGE PRIZE PACK which I will announce later this week.  The challenges will be ongoing.  There will be multiple prizes to win.  And the more you participate, the better your chances will be.

The first challenge is called “The Funny Face Challenge” and it’s simple!

  • Post on Facebook the weirdest, craziest, funniest picture of your face (or a friend’s face) that you can find (or take a new picture now!). 
  • Tag the Schizo Squad in the photo.
  • Post on the official “Funny Face Challege post” on the Schizo Squad page to confirm that you entered.
  • The winner will be chosen randomly and will receive a free copy of Welcome to Moon Hill. (Don’t worry, the prizes will get bigger and better as we go).  The contest will run till Sunday morning.

Sounds like fun, right?  Help me to make the world a weirder place, one funny face at a time!