I know. I don’t post for months, and now, I post three times a day.
Leave it to me to overdo it.
But I have something important to tell you. I swear.
No, I didn’t accidentally eat a poisonous spider. That was last week. And besides, fool me once, shame on the spider, fool me twice, and shame on me. Fool me between eighteen and twenty-two times, shame on the spider-god, Restifulias.
Okay, where was I? Oh, right.
It’s not everyday I can say there’s a blogger who is sick and twisted to the point of serious dementia, but I am comfortable saying it now. (How’s that for a recommendation, Anita?)
If there is anyone else in the blogosphere willing to eat poisonous spiders, it’s her.
Okay, maybe not. But her blog sure is cool.
Go check it out.
Go, I say!
Run! Dear God almighty run!