Welcome back to the Secret Transmissions Page of the CCAA! I’ll keep this text portion short since I say all I need to in the following video, but I’d like to thank you all for sticking with me on this wild ride, and I hope you’ll be as excited as I am about the future of the CCA. Please comment below and let me know what you think or just say hi! Speak to you all very soon!
Army Members: As promised, I’m going to start adding secret transmissions at a higher rate than the previous year. Part of joining the club is that you get sneak peeks of the new items I’m working on, and so I’d like to hold true to that this year and show off different stages of the
Greetings, CCAA members! As promised, I’m here to award you with a new coupon code for members only! To receive $3 off of any order of $19.99 or more, simply use the following code: ByLanternLight There is a second coupon code for the big spenders out there. If you buy one of each of the new
Greetings, Apocalites! I apologize for the long intervals of silence between transmissions, but I’ve been hard at work in the CCA laboratories, coming up with fiendish new ways to terrify and delight. Many of you I’m sure have already laid eyes upon the newest offerings, which will go on sale within the next two weeks.
Welcome back, Official CCA members! I apologize for the long-held silence, but it has been a very very busy summer. Finally, though, the autumn has arrived with full-force, and tomorrow (glory of all glories) is October 1st! It seemed the time was right for another secret transmission. Today’s communication is chock full of benefits for
Welcome back! I can see your repeated trips through the portal have transformed some of you. That’s okay, there’s nothing to worry about. The extra limbs and tentacles will drop off and shrivel away with time. For now, however, I have brought you all here to watch a very special video. Make sure you
Thank God! You’ve made it through the portal in one piece! Let me take a look at you. Are all your parts intact? We’ve had a few hiccups with transportation and members–lets say–“misplacing” appendages. No worry, no worry. I’m sure all of the wayward limbs will find their way home in time.