It has occurred to me the that some of you may not remember who I am. Back when I was a nOOb writer with hardly anything published (actually, now that I think of it, not so different from now) I used a screen name instead of my real name. I don’t know why exactly. Maybe […]
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My normally unruly beard has become downright mutinous in the wake of my summer vacation from teaching. He has gained significant traction in the southern territories and threatens to overtake the border from chin to neck. It won’t be long before Beard and Chest Hair form an alliance. Precautions have been taken. I’ve sent in
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All the work I’ve had accepted is quietly waiting to be published. The stories I’ve submitted to magazines are quietly waiting to be read. My novel is quietly waiting to be written. My homebrew is quietly waiting to be bottled. And I’m quietly waiting for Autumn. I’m not a big fan of summer, and this,
It’s been two weeks since I’ve made any additions to my novel. Two weeks of house repairs. Two weeks of company and holiday barbeques. Two weeks of my summer gone. But no writing. If you’ve ever been in one of these situations, you know that the longer you go without writing, the harder it is
The Professor enters the air conditioned classroom. He turns immediately to the white board and writes Writing 666: Q&A. Those in attendance mutter to each other while sneaking glances at this man who proposes to be a beacon of education, yet looks like he’d be more comfortable at a Grateful Dead concert. Certainly administration wouldn’t
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I received some great news this morning (as many of you no doubt already know from my twitter feed). My short story “Destination Unknown” was accepted for publication to Arcane Magazine. *Tony begrudgingly pulls out a dusty wood box with fading black letters on its side: SOAP. He tests the rotted wood with one foot,
Good afternoon, gentle readers. I come today bearing gifts. Two or three months ago I posted about my series of hint fiction stories being published in The PR. At the time the magazine was being sold for $2.99. As I checked my links today, ensuring none were broken, I found that the issue is now
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Good day, friends and foes. I may have mentioned, oh once or twice, that I can be a tad lazy. This post is a testament to that fact. Very recently the wonderful Amanda Borenstadt from A Fortnight of Mustard awarded me with “The Irresistibly Sweet Blog Award.” This reminded me that not-so-recently the equally wonderful
Me being me, I have been somewhat preoccupied with homebrew, video games, movies, and yes, even some writing. Through this cloud of laziness and procrastination, it occurred to me that I recently posed a question on my blog: should I start a new section of the website called “Ask the Professor?” The answer to this
I had to tell you something important. Something you shouldn’t go another instant without hearing, because if you do, you may not make it to the instant after. This piece of information is a lifetime’s worth of nourishment. To go without it means starvation. Your suddenly skeletal body will shuck and jive for a few
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