Happy Halloween!

The big day has finally arrived, and as usual, I wish I could turn back the clock so it could be October 1st again.  I love Halloween of course, but now that it’s here, I know it’ll be over all too soon. I spent last night watching the Halloween specials …

Eat my Eyeballs

They have a liquid center.  Chewy on the outside, soft on the inside. How about a nibble on my little finger?  It’s like a pretzel stick, only not as salty. One of the best parts of any holiday (for me anyway) is the food.  Oh glorious ambrosia!  Sweet an …

October, My Love

I woke up this morning, and my mind sang.  My body vibrated.  I didn’t remember what glorious day it was, but I knew nonetheless.  The air smells different: the sweet decay of leaves and chilled earth.  My heart has swollen like a ripe pumpkin, and I am m …

Happiness is a Warm Cookie

Sometimes I think the thing to do is open a cookie store.  I don’t have any formal business or culinary training, but somehow I don’t think it matters.  It’d be like a doughnut shop, only with cookies.  I’d have a dozen different kinds that are made each …

“Inside the Walls of East Lombard Street” Accepted

Happy Cinco de Mayo, wonderful peoples of the interwebs. Like most holidays, one of the only reasons I bother celebrating anymore is the food.  After long years of contemplation, I’ve realized that beyond the religious or political reasons for holidays, m …