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Five Tips for a Horrific Valentine’s Day
Does your significant other regularly force you to watch movies you deem “too scary?” Does he or she have at least one tee shirt featuring a dismembered limb? Do they regularly refer to Valentine’s Day as “that black hole of consumerism in the middle of February?” If so, there’s a good chance your significant other
Tickle My Pig
I wonder if I’m the only one that finds my blog post titles vaguely sexual. “Mount My Skull?” Well, if you insist. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this latest one, “Tickle My Pig.” It’s the name of a local barbecue joint I’ve only recently discovered. Anyone who has followed this blog knows that if
Mount My Skull
Sometimes people ask writers where they get their ideas. And usually, there isn’t a good answer, because really, where do ideas come from? I’m not sure what they expect. I guess maybe they think horror writers have some kind of mental illness that causes them to hear voices. Come on people. That’s just crazy. Horror
It’s February?
Somewhere along the line, I totally missed the changing of the guards. I only realized it was February when I saw a tweet about Groundhog Day, which I let pass by without my yearly viewing of the movie of the same name. Forgive me Mr. Murray. I blame all of it on the snow days.
Mah Nà Mah Nà
I’m obsessed with Mah Nà Mah Nà. My first exposure to this song was through The Muppet Show when I was younger, but recently an episode of The Sarah Silverman Show had two of the characters singing the song after the uncanny resemblance of the phrase “Banana Cop” to “Mahna Mahna.” So of course I
Three Months.
I guess I went into a little hibernation for a while there. It happens. Maybe to me more often, but there it is. We’re deep into my second favorite season, and there’s even a little bit of the old white stuff on the ground outside. You know, I just about deleted this post and decided
A Meme for Meme
Our good friend Kara, from Random Thoughts of a Writery Girl, has gone and tagged me for a Meme. Well, I can’t disappoint now, can I. 1. If you could have any superpower, what would you have? Why? I think I’d rather enjoy being able to transform into a 1,000 pound Jack O’ Lantern with
Halloween Radio
I usually like to post links to some different online Halloween radio stations once October hits. This year is no different: Halloween Radio Spooky October Radio Shoutcast Top Halloween Radio NeverEndingWonder Corresponding to the NeverEndingWonder Halloween Empire page, check out this announcement: “Every year for the month of October NeverEndingWonder.com broadcasts three Halloween radio stations.
I Greet October
When I tell people that I love autumn, October, and Halloween, they usually nod and smile. It makes sense to them, I guess. You know. The guy who writes horror and watches scary movies all the time. Of course he loves October and Halloween. And I’m content letting them think there’s nothing more to it.